If you’re in the mood for some groan-worthy puns and eye-roll-inducing humor, then you’re in for a treat with these lame dad jokes! Perfect for lightening the mood and getting everyone chuckling (or cringing), let’s dive right into the corny goodness!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

4. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

5. What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

6. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

7. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

8. What did the zero say to the eight?

“Nice belt!”

9. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

10. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated!

11. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

12. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Because it felt crumbly!

14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

15. Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?

Because they were acting odd!

16. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

17. Why was the broom late?

It swept in!

18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

19. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

20. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!


There you have it—20 lame dad jokes that are sure to bring out the chuckles and groans! Share them with friends and family for a fun time! 😂🤦‍♂️

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