Dad Jokes 
Get ready to roll with laughter as we dive into some hilarious “ligma” type jokes! These playful pranks and puns are perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate a good twist. Just remember, the fun is in the delivery! Let’s jump right in!
1. Have you heard about ligma?
Ligma what?
Ligma balls!
2. Do you know what happened to the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint!
But he also fell for ligma!
3. What did the fisherman say when he caught a big fish?
I can’t believe it’s not ligma!
4. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
And they serve ligma dishes!
5. Did you hear about the computer that got a virus?
It’s going to need a software update!
But first, let’s ask about ligma!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
But he still doesn’t know about ligma!
7. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
But did you hear about ligma?
8. Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
It sounds pretty sweet!
Just don’t drop it or you’ll get ligma!
9. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
But even he can’t find ligma!
10. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
And a side of ligma!
11. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
But don’t forget the ligma!
12. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
But they all know about ligma!
13. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space!
And some ligma jokes!
14. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
And also, they’ve heard of ligma!
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
And possibly ligma!
16. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
And then she’ll be asking about ligma!
17. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
But it doesn’t know ligma!
18. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
And it’s never heard of ligma!
19. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
But he’s still curious about ligma!
20. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
But even buds ask about ligma!
These “ligma” type jokes are sure to get some laughs and keep the good times rolling! Share them with friends and enjoy the playful banter!