Dad Jokes 
Looking for lunch box jokes that’ll make your kids laugh so hard they forget about the veggies you packed? Well, you’re in the right place! Whether you’re sneaking a note into their lunch or need a few jokes for the family dinner table, these dad jokes are the perfect addition to any meal. Let’s be real: laughter makes everything taste better.
1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
4. What’s a banana’s favorite gym activity?
The splits!
5. Why did the sandwich go to the party?
Because it knew how to cut the mustard!
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
7. Why don’t skeletons fight over food?
They don’t have the stomach for it.
8. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
10. What kind of cheese is not yours?
Nacho cheese!
11. Why did the orange stop?
It ran out of juice!
12. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
13. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
14. Why don’t fish do well in school?
Because they’re always swimming below sea level!
15. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream it!
16. Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
17. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Halloumi!
18. Why don’t melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
19. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! (Yes, it’s too good to only use once!)
20. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
So, next time you pack that lunch box, don’t forget to sneak in one of these lunch box jokes. They’ll be grinning from ear to ear before they even take their first bite. It’s like giving them dessert without the sugar!