Dad Jokes 
Get ready to hop into spring with these March jokes for kids! Perfect for sharing during the month of March, these jokes are silly, fun, and sure to bring smiles. Whether it’s St. Patrick’s Day or just the arrival of warmer weather, these jokes will brighten anyone’s day!
1. What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation?
A wee getaway!
2. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school in March?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
3. What do you call a rabbit with a crooked nose?
A funny bunny!
4. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in March?
Because her students were so bright!
5. What kind of music do leprechauns listen to?
Sham-rock!
6. How does a leprechaun answer the phone?
“Gold’s in the phone!”
7. What do you call a snowman in March?
A puddle!
8. Why are frogs so happy in March?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
9. What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A sham-rock!
10. Why did the March lion eat the March rabbit?
He wanted a tasty hare!
11. What do you call an argument between two leprechauns?
A wee dispute!
12. How do you know when it’s spring?
When the snow starts to melt away!
13. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award in March?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. How do trees get ready for spring?
They leaf their old ways behind!
16. What did one flower say to the other in March?
“Hey, bud!”
17. Why did the potato cross the road in March?
To get to the other spud!
18. How do you organize a space party in March?
You planet!
19. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert in March?
Because it was already stuffed!
20. What did the April flower say to the March flower?
“Bloom where you’re planted!”
These March jokes for kids are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or classmates! Enjoy the laughter and the arrival of spring!