Dad Jokes 
If you’re looking for a good laugh at the expense of some unsuspecting targets, you’ve come to the right place! “Mean jokes” have a way of hitting below the belt while still keeping things light and funny. Remember, humor is all in good fun, so let’s dive into 20 “mean jokes” that are sure to get a chuckle or a gasp!
1. I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
2. Your secrets are always safe with me.
I never even listen when you tell me them!
3. I’m not saying you’re useless, but you’d make a great speed bump.
4. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
5. I don’t want to say you’re forgettable, but I can’t remember your name.
6. You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room.
7. You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
8. I’d call you a tool, but that implies you’re useful for something.
9. Your face makes onions cry.
10. You’re proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
11. I thought of you today.
It reminded me to take out the trash.
12. I’m not saying you’re lazy, but if there was an Olympic sport for it, you’d probably get a participation trophy.
13. You’re like a software update.
Whenever I see you, I think, “Not now!”
14. You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
15. I’d call you a joke, but that would imply you’re funny.
16. You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
17. If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say, I’d be broke.
18. I’m not saying you’re annoying, but you could be the poster child for “Do Not Disturb.”
19. You’re like a broken pencil: pointless.
20. I would make a joke about your life, but I’m afraid it wouldn’t be a stretch.
There you have it—20 “mean jokes” that are sure to ruffle some feathers and get some laughs! Just remember to share them wisely; after all, it’s all about the humor, not the hurt!