Middle school is a time full of awkwardness, discovery, and of course, laughter! These middle school jokes are perfect for getting a giggle or an eye-roll from your friends. So grab your friends and get ready to share some smiles and chuckles! 🤣

1. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

2. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

“You’re looking sharp!”

3. Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open!

4. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

5. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

7. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

8. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

9. Why did the music teacher go to jail?

Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!

10. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

11. What did the zero say to the eight?

“Nice belt!”

12. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

13. Why did the broom get a poor grade?

Because it swept the floor!

14. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

15. Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

16. What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple!

17. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

18. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

19. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

20. Why did the student cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!


And there you have it—20 middle school jokes to share with your friends! Perfect for any time you need a quick laugh or just want to lighten the mood. Enjoy spreading the joy and laughter! 🎉

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