Dad Jokes 
Ready to Monkey Around with Some Laughs?
Swinging from vine to vine, these monkey jokes are here to bring the fun! Monkeys are already some of the funniest creatures out there, so combining them with dad jokes? Now that’s a whole barrel of laughs! Whether you’re a fan of chimps, gorillas, or just appreciate some good monkey business, these jokes are sure to make you go bananas. Ready to climb into the fun? Let’s do it!
1. Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
2. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want—it can’t hear you!
3. Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal!
4. What kind of key opens a banana?
A mon-key.
5. How do monkeys make toast?
They put it under a gorilla!
6. Why did the monkey bring a suitcase to the jungle?
It was going bananas!
7. What’s a monkey’s favorite drink?
Banana-da!
8. Why did the monkey sit on a banana peel?
It wanted to feel a little “slip”pery.
9. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost!
10. Why don’t monkeys ever share their bananas?
Because they’re selfish primates!
11. What’s a monkey’s favorite sport?
Jungle gym-nastics.
12. What do you call a monkey who loves to dance?
A chimp-chimp-charoo!
13. Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
14. What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chip-monk!
15. How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana!
16. Why don’t you ever fight with a monkey?
Because they’ll go ape on you!
17. What did the monkey say to the banana?
You’re ripe for the picking!
18. Why are monkeys so good at video games?
They’re great at monkey-ing around!
19. What kind of monkey do you call when you need a lawyer?
An ape-peal attorney.
20. Why did the monkey fail its driving test?
Because it went bananas behind the wheel!
Wrapping Up the Monkey Business
Well, that was a wild ride through the jungle of laughs! These monkey jokes are perfect for when you’re feeling like causing some cheeky monkey mischief. Whether you’re telling them to friends or just cracking yourself up, these jokes are bananas in the best way. Which one made you go ape?