Dad Jokes 
Mothers Day is the perfect time to give your mom a little something extra… like some groan-worthy Mothers Day jokes! If you’ve got a mom who loves to laugh (or at least roll her eyes), you’re in the right place. Grab these jokes and get ready to make Mom crack up or maybe shake her head in disbelief—but that’s all part of the fun!
A Little Laughter for the Leading Lady!
Alright, let’s set the scene. It’s Mother’s Day. You’re standing there with a bouquet of flowers, maybe a thoughtful card, and… BAM! You drop one of these Mother’s Day jokes on her. It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Whether she chuckles, sighs, or throws a pillow at you, she’ll secretly appreciate that you’re keeping things light.
Here are 20 jokes guaranteed to either make her day or make her question how you turned out this way.
1. Why did the mother broom get promoted?
Because she swept everyone off their feet!
2. What did the digital clock say to its mother?
“Look, Mom! No hands!”
3. Why do moms have to wear sunglasses?
Because their kids are so bright!
4. What do you call a small mom?
A minimum!
5. Why did the mom sit on the needle?
She wanted to feel sharp all day!
6. Why was the computer cold on Mother’s Day?
Because it left its Windows open!
7. What did the grape say to its mom?
Stop whining!
8. How do you organize a space party for your mom?
You planet!
9. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s pop corn?
10. Why don’t moms tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!
11. What kind of sweets do mom dentists like the most?
Mothers mints!
12. What do you call a mom who can’t draw?
Tracy!
13. Why did the mother get a job at the bakery?
She kneaded the dough!
14. What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato?
Catch up!
15. Why do moms make great detectives?
Because they already know everything!
16. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because its mom was in a jam!
17. What did the mom cow say to her calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
18. What did the lazy mom say on Mother’s Day?
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a rested mom!”
19. Why did the egg hide?
Because it didn’t want to get beat!
20. What do you call a mom who works out?
A flexible parent!
So, go ahead and share these Mothers Day jokes with the star of the show—your mom! Whether she’s laughing with you or at you, you’ve done your job in keeping the day light-hearted. Just be prepared for her to serve you a joke or two in return. Moms always have the last laugh!