Dad Jokes 
Navy jokes are a great way to salute our sailors and lighten the mood! Whether you’re in the Navy, know someone who is, or just appreciate a good nautical pun, these jokes are sure to bring a smile. Let’s set sail into some funny naval humor!
1. Why did the Navy sailor bring a pencil on board?
In case he had to draw his weapon!
2. How do you know if a sailor is on a diet?
They’re always looking for a ship shape!
3. What do you call a ship full of musicians?
A tuna boat!
4. Why did the captain go down with the ship?
Because he wanted to keep his crew safe!
5. What did the ocean say to the Navy ship?
Nothing, it just waved!
6. Why do Navy sailors make terrible comedians?
Because their jokes always fall flat!
7. What did the Navy sailor say to the mermaid?
“Are you ready to dive into a relationship?”
8. How do sailors keep in touch?
They use sea-mail!
9. Why did the Navy ship always get good grades?
Because it had a great crew of students!
10. What’s a Navy sailor’s favorite instrument?
The bass drum!
11. Why don’t sailors play cards?
Because they’re afraid of getting decked!
12. How do you know if a sailor is lying?
Their sails are moving!
13. What do you call a Navy sailor who tells tall tales?
A nautical storyteller!
14. Why was the Navy ship always so calm?
Because it had a steady crew!
15. What do sailors use to keep their pants up?
Anchor belts!
16. Why did the sailor get kicked out of the bar?
For being too boisterous!
17. How did the sailor find his way home?
With a compass-ion!
18. What’s a sailor’s favorite type of music?
Sea shanties!
19. Why did the Navy sailor always carry a spare pair of socks?
In case he got caught in a stormy situation!
20. What do you call a Navy ship that only serves coffee?
A USS Brew!
These Navy jokes are perfect for sharing with fellow sailors, family, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh! Let the humor flow and keep the spirits high!