Dad Jokes 
Working 9 to 5 can sometimes feel like a grind, but with these office jokes, you’ll be laughing your way through that inbox! Whether you’re dealing with endless meetings or just trying to survive the Monday blues, these jokes will bring some much-needed humor to the workplace. Ready to crack up your coworkers? Let’s get to it!
1. Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why don’t we tell secrets in the office?
Because the walls have ears… and so does the printer!
3. How does an accountant stay out of debt?
He learns how to “excel.”
4. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
Because he took a few days off!
5. Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many “cookies” to deal with.
6. What’s the first thing elves learn in the office?
The “elf-abet.”
7. Why did the office worker always carry a pencil?
Because he wanted to “draw” attention!
8. What do you call a group of musical office workers?
A “bandwidth.”
9. Why don’t keyboards ever sleep?
Because they have two shifts: day shift and night shift.
10. What do you call a meeting with no agenda?
A “waste of time!”
11. Why did the stapler break up with the paper?
Because it found someone more “binding.”
12. What’s an office worker’s favorite plant?
A “power” plant!
13. Why don’t ghosts work in offices?
Because they can’t handle the “spreadsheets.”
14. Why did the intern bring a ladder to work?
Because she heard the boss wanted to promote her to a higher position!
15. What’s an office worker’s favorite game?
“Hide and seek” with the boss!
16. Why did the office printer go to jail?
Because it got caught “paper-jamming.”
17. Why don’t offices have good jokes?
Because all the jokes are “stapled” to the job!
18. What do you call a boss with a lot of charisma?
A “magnet” for meetings.
19. Why did the computer bring a coat to work?
Because it heard there was going to be a “freeze.”
20. What do office chairs say at the end of a long day?
“I’m feeling so worn out… I need a break!”
Boost Your Workday with Office Jokes
Sometimes all you need is a good laugh to break the monotony of the workday. These office jokes are the perfect icebreakers for meetings or just to make your coworkers smile during lunch breaks. Keep them handy, and watch how the mood in the office lightens up—because a little humor goes a long way!