Dad Jokes 
Alright, let’s get into some Ohio jokes! Whether you’re from the Buckeye State or just love a good Midwest roast, these jokes are perfect for anyone who knows Ohio or just wants to laugh at it. From unpredictable weather to football fanatics, Ohio’s got plenty to joke about. Let’s dive in!
1. Why don’t they make “The Real Housewives of Ohio”?
Because no one would believe it’s real!
2. How do you know you’re in Ohio?
You’ve used your heater and air conditioner in the same day.
3. Why don’t Ohioans get sunburn?
Because they only see the sun three days a year.
4. What’s the state bird of Ohio?
A snowflake—because you see them all year round.
5. What’s an Ohioan’s favorite season?
Construction season.
6. Why did the Cleveland Browns go to the bank?
To get their quarterback.
7. How do you confuse an Ohioan?
Put them in a roundabout.
8. What’s Ohio’s favorite type of music?
Whatever’s playing on the radio when they finally get reception.
9. Why was the Ohio cornfield so noisy?
Because it was full of kernels!
10. Why don’t Ohioans trust the weatherman?
Because even the weatherman doesn’t know what’s coming next.
11. What did the Ohio river say to the boat?
Nothing—it just waved.
12. Why don’t Ohioans get excited about groundhogs seeing their shadow?
Because they know winter’s gonna last until April anyway.
13. How do you spot a tourist in Ohio?
They’re the ones not wearing shorts in 40-degree weather.
14. What did the Ohioan say when it started snowing in April?
“Well, at least it’s not July!”
15. Why don’t Ohio State fans do well in school?
Because they only care about touchdowns, not grades.
16. What’s the Ohio motto?
“If you don’t like the weather, just wait five minutes!”
17. How do you make an Ohioan stop complaining about the weather?
Give them a Buckeyes football ticket.
18. What do you call a gathering of Ohioans?
A tailgate.
19. Why do Ohio drivers love potholes?
They give them an excuse to go off-roading without leaving the city!
20. What’s the difference between Ohio and a freezer?
At least the freezer doesn’t surprise you with a heatwave in January.
That’s it—20 Ohio jokes that hit all the right notes! Whether you’re poking fun at the weather, the football obsession, or the construction cones that never seem to leave, these jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh. Share them with your Ohio friends… if they’re not too busy tailgating!