Dad Jokes 
Here’s a collection of cheeky and slightly risqué Perverted jokes that are sure to get a laugh (and maybe a blush or two)! Enjoy the playful humor!
1. Why do they call it a “swinger party”?
Because everyone’s just there to hang out!
2. What did one butt cheek say to the other?
“Together, we can stop this crap!”
3. Why was the broom late to the party?
It swept someone off their feet!
4. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor!
5. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
6. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will search for a golf ball!
8. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said “concentrate”!
9. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is?
A widow!
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
11. What did the man say when he proposed?
“Let’s tie the knot and get knotted!”
12. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play has a cast!
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! (Because it can’t see you getting frisky!)
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
15. How do you know if a guy is interested?
He’ll show you his interest rates!
16. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including wild fantasies!
18. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together—with some help!
19. What did the judge say to the man who violated the law?
“You’ve been sentenced to hard time!”
20. Why did the girl sleep with a ruler?
To see how long she could sleep!
These perverted jokes are all in good fun and perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate a cheeky laugh! Enjoy!