Dad Jokes 
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Oink oink! It’s time to roll in the mud and have a good laugh with some pig jokes. Pigs might not seem like the funniest animals at first glance, but trust me—these jokes are as crisp as bacon and just as satisfying. Whether you’re cracking up at the farm or just love a good animal pun, these pig jokes will have you squealing with laughter!
Ready to dive in? Let’s ham it up!
1. “Why did the pig take a bath? Because it was a real boar!”
2. “What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop.”
3. “Why don’t pigs use the internet? They’re afraid of spam!”
4. “What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig? Pulled pork.”
5. “Why was the pig a bad comedian? Because he always boared the audience!”
6. “What’s a pig’s favorite Shakespeare play? Ham-let.”
7. “Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machines.”
8. “What do you call a pig that does a lot of math? A pro-boar.”
9. “Why did the pig get hired by the restaurant? He was really good at bringing home the bacon.”
10. “What do pigs write with? Pig pens.”
11. “How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink! 🐖”
12. “Why did the pig become an actor? He was a real ham.”
13. “What do pigs put on their cuts and bruises? Oinkment.”
14. “Why did the pig break up with his girlfriend? She was a total boar.”
15. “How do pigs get to school? In a ham-bulance!”
16. “What’s a pig’s favorite instrument? The pig-colo.”
17. “Why don’t pigs ever get lost? They always know where their sty is.”
18. “What’s a pig’s favorite food? Bacon and eggs, of course!”
19. “What do you call a pig that can tell you the future? A pork-teller.”
20. “Why are pigs so bad at basketball? They hog the ball!”
Whether you’re a pig enthusiast or just love a good pun, these pig jokes are sure to bring some light-hearted fun to your day. Toss one of these into conversation, and you’ll be the life of the (barnyard) party! So go ahead and share the laughs—just don’t hog all the credit! 😉