Dad Jokes 
Who doesn’t love pizza? It’s the ultimate comfort food that brings people together—and what better way to celebrate our cheesy obsession than with some pizza jokes? These jokes are perfect for pizza parties, casual gatherings, or just to share a laugh with friends. So grab a slice, kick back, and enjoy these deliciously funny jokes that are sure to get a rise out of everyone!
1. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough!
2. Why did the pizza maker go broke?
He just couldn’t make enough dough!
3. What did the pizza say to the topping?
“Slice to meet you!”
4. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the pizza parties?
Because he was a fungi!
5. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“Thanks for the lift!”
6. Why did the pizza maker start a gardening business?
He wanted to grow his own thyme!
7. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
8. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
“Slice of Life”!
9. What do you call a pizza that’s gone to college?
A graduated cheese!
10. Why do pizzas never get lost?
Because they always know their way around the dough-main!
11. How does the pizza chef keep track of his deliveries?
He uses a pie chart!
12. Why was the pizza so good at telling jokes?
It always delivered the punch(line)!
13. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?
“Let’s stick together!”
14. Why did the pizza break up with its girlfriend?
It found someone who was a better match!
15. What did the pizza say to the beer?
“Let’s get saucy!”
16. How do you make a pizza laugh?
You tell it a crusty joke!
17. Why did the pizza start acting?
It wanted to become a crust-fund actor!
18. What did one pizza say to another during an argument?
“You’re being saucy!”
19. Why was the pizza always calm?
Because it knew how to knead the dough!
20. What’s a pizza’s favorite game?
Toppings and ladders!
These pizza jokes are the perfect way to add some fun to your next pizza night or to share a laugh with fellow pizza lovers. Remember, laughter is the best topping for any occasion, so don’t hesitate to spread the humor around like extra cheese!