Dad Jokes 
Plumber jokes are always a good way to flush away the seriousness of life and get a good laugh! Here’s a collection of light-hearted plumbing puns and jokes that are sure to make you chuckle. Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the plumber break up with their partner?
Because they had too many drain issues!
2. What did the toilet say to the plumber?
“You’re the flush of my life!”
3. How do plumbers greet each other?
“Pipe down!”
4. Why did the plumber bring a pencil to work?
In case they needed to draw some pipe lines!
5. What do you call a plumber who also plays guitar?
A pipe dreamer!
6. Why did the plumber install a new shower?
Because they wanted to make a splash!
7. What did the sink say to the faucet?
“Water you doing tonight?”
8. Why did the plumber get in trouble?
Because he couldn’t stop leaking secrets!
9. What’s a plumber’s favorite game?
Pipe and ladders!
10. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste—oh wait, that’s not a plumbing joke!
11. What did the plumber say when he finished fixing the pipes?
“I’m drained but happy!”
12. Why was the plumber so good at his job?
Because he knew how to tap into the right solutions!
13. What’s a plumber’s favorite type of music?
Drill music!
14. Why did the plumber become an artist?
Because he loved to draw watercolors!
15. What do you call a plumbing superhero?
Flush Gordon!
16. Why did the plumber always carry a notepad?
In case they had to take note of the problem!
17. What did the sink say to the toilet?
“Can I count on you to be flush with me?”
18. Why was the plumber always calm?
Because he knew how to stay unclogged!
19. How did the plumber stay in shape?
He always went for a pipe walk!
20. What do you get when you cross a plumber with a lawyer?
A drain on your wallet!
These plumber jokes are perfect for a light-hearted moment with friends, family, or anyone who appreciates a good pun! Share them to get everyone laughing!