Dad Jokes 
Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious poop jokes for adults! While poop humor may be a little childish, it’s always a hit among friends looking to lighten the mood. Here’s a collection of funny, cheeky jokes that will definitely get you giggling!
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, even poop!
2. What did one piece of poop say to the other?
“You crack me up!”
3. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
4. What do you call a bathroom superhero?
Flush Gordon!
5. Why did the poop cross the road?
To get to the other side of the toilet!
6. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
7. Why was the poop so popular?
Because it was the life of the party!
8. What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?
Stinkerbell!
9. Why did the man sit on the toilet with his eyes closed?
He wanted to have a “crappy” vision!
10. How does poop get around?
In a “crapper”!
11. What did the poop say to the fart?
“You blow me away!”
12. Why did the poop get kicked out of the party?
Because it was too messy!
13. What do you call a sad poop?
A “down-in-the-dumps” kind of day!
14. What’s a poop’s favorite exercise?
“Squats,” because they love to drop it low!
15. Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with poop?
Because it always finds a way to “stick” around!
16. What did the toilet say to the plumber?
“You’re the only one I can count on when I’m in deep trouble!”
17. Why did the poop break up with the toilet?
It just wasn’t going anywhere!
18. What do you call poop that doesn’t behave?
A “rebel without a pause”!
19. What did the doctor say when he found poop on his computer?
“We have a serious byte problem!”
20. Why did the poop never get lost?
Because it always followed its “gut” instinct!
21. What’s a poop’s favorite game?
“Follow the leader!”
22. Why don’t you ever fight with poop?
Because it will just smear your reputation!
23. What do you call a poop that tells jokes?
A “funny bone” of the bathroom!
24. Why was the poop always calm?
Because it knew how to go with the flow!
25. How did the poop feel after the gym?
Exhausted but ready to flush out the toxins!
26. What did the poop say at the comedy club?
“I’m just here to lighten the mood!”
27. Why did the poop become a chef?
It wanted to “cook” up some laughs!
28. What’s a poop’s favorite music?
Anything that makes it “drop” the beat!
29. Why did the poop take a shower?
To clean up its act!
30. What did the poop say when it was complimented?
“Oh, stop it! You’re making me blush!”
Conclusion
These poop jokes for adults are sure to get everyone laughing, no matter the occasion! They’re perfect for breaking the ice or just having a good time with friends. Don’t be shy to share these cheeky gems and enjoy the giggles that follow!