Dad Jokes 
Get Ready to Laugh with These Gourd-geous Jokes!
If you’re in the mood for some laughs that are as delightful as pumpkin spice lattes, you’ve stumbled upon the right patch! Pumpkin jokes are the perfect blend of fall humor and corny fun that will make your belly ache with laughter. Whether you’re preparing for Halloween, Thanksgiving, or just want to brighten your day, these jokes will surely make you giggle. So grab your favorite pumpkin-flavored treat, sit back, and let’s dive into these hilarious jokes!
1. What do you call a pumpkin that works out?
A “pump-kin”!
2. Why did the pumpkin go to the party?
Because it heard it was going to be a “gourd” time!
3. How do pumpkins greet each other?
With a “squash” and a smile!
4. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music?
“Gourd” rock!
5. Why was the pumpkin so happy?
Because it finally found its “carve-mate”!
6. What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
“Life is sweet when you’re baked!”
7. How does a pumpkin ask for help?
“Hey, I’m in a bit of a jam here!”
8. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes?
A “pun-kin”!
9. Why didn’t the pumpkin cross the road?
Because it didn’t want to get “smashed”!
10. How do pumpkins get ready for a date?
They put on their best “glow”!
11. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game?
Hide and “squash”!
12. Why did the pumpkin break up with its partner?
Because it couldn’t handle the “pressure”!
13. What do you call a pumpkin that can play the piano?
A “chord-kin”!
14. Why do pumpkins never get lost?
Because they always “follow the vine”!
15. What did one pumpkin say to another on Halloween?
“Let’s get this party ‘carved’ up!”
16. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a “pumpkin patch”!
17. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
18. Why did the pumpkin fail its driving test?
Because it couldn’t make a “turnip”!
19. What do pumpkins wear to the beach?
“Pants-kin”!
20. Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
It wanted to be a “jack-o-lantern”!
Wrap Up the Gourd-tastic Fun!
These pumpkin jokes are sure to add some seasonal cheer to your conversations and bring smiles to your friends’ faces. So, which joke made you laugh the most? Keep sharing the laughter and enjoy the delightful flavors of fall!