Dad Jokes 
Rabbit jokes are a hoppy way to bring some laughter into your day! Whether you’re sharing them with friends or looking to lighten the mood, these jokes are sure to tickle some funny bones. Here’s a collection of 20 adorable rabbit jokes that will hop right into your heart!
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare-line!
How do rabbits stay in shape?
They do hare-obics!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the carrot patch on the other side!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance?
The bunny hop!
How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an onion?
A bunion!
Why did the rabbit go to the barber?
He had a bad hare day!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do you get when you put a rabbit in a blender?
A bunny smoothie!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
Why was the rabbit so upset?
Because he was having a bad hare day!
What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot at the party?
It’s time to “lettuce” dance!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What did the rabbit do after it ate?
It had a “hare” of a time!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?
Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
Why did the rabbit sit on the piece of sandpaper?
He wanted to have a rough day!
There you go—20 rabbit jokes that are sure to bring smiles and laughter! Share them with friends, family, or anyone who needs a little extra cheer! Enjoy!