Dad Jokes 
Get ready to splash into laughter with these delightful rain jokes! Whether you’re stuck inside on a gloomy day or just love the sound of raindrops, these jokes are sure to brighten your mood. So grab your umbrella and let’s dive into some wet and wild humor!
1. What did one raindrop say to the other?
“Two’s company, but three’s a cloud!”
2. Why did the man bring an umbrella to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a “drizzle” of fun!
3. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs?
A “purr-fect” storm!
4. Why did the raindrop go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little “water” educated!
5. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
6. Why do rain clouds never get lost?
Because they always follow the “weather” map!
7. How do you know if it’s going to rain?
You can always count on the “weather” report!
8. What did the rain say to the wind?
“Stop blowing me away!”
9. Why did the puddle cross the road?
To get to the other side!
10. What did the farmer say to the rain?
“You’re a “drip” I can always count on!”
11. Why are raindrops so good at math?
Because they know how to “add” up!
12. What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear!
13. How do you make a tissue dance in the rain?
You put a little “boogie” in it!
14. What do you get when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather!
15. Why did the umbrella break up with the rain?
It felt “overwhelmed” by the relationship!
16. What do you call a rainy day?
A chance for some “puddle jumping” fun!
17. Why did the rain bring a ladder?
Because it wanted to reach new heights!
18. What do raindrops use to communicate?
A “drip” phone!
19. Why did the rain go to therapy?
It had too many emotional “downpours”!
20. How does the rain end a relationship?
It “pours” its heart out!
Let the Laughter Rain Down!
These rain jokes are sure to sprinkle a little joy into your day! Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up a rainy afternoon, they remind us that even the gloomiest weather can bring about a good laugh. So, don’t let the rain get you down—enjoy the humor!