Dad Jokes 
Feeling Random? Let’s Roll with Some Laughs!
You never know what you’re going to get with random jokes. One minute you’re laughing at a pun, the next, you’re questioning why chickens even cross roads. It’s like comedy roulette, but every joke is a winner! Ready to throw logic out the window and dive into the world of pure randomness? Let’s go!
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
6. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
7. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
8. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
10. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
11. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
12. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
13. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
14. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
16. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
17. Why don’t some fish play piano?
Because you can’t tuna fish.
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
19. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go.
20. What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forest1.
Punchline Wrap-Up
See what I mean? These random jokes come at you from all directions—just when you think you’ve got the punchline figured out, they take a sharp left! Whether you’re sharing these at a party or just cracking yourself up, randomness never fails. What’s your favorite random joke?