Dad Jokes 
Get ready to squeak with laughter with these rat jokes! Whether you love them or just find them funny, these jokes will have everyone chuckling. Let’s dive into 20 rat-themed jokes that are sure to entertain!
1. What do you call a rat who can sing?
A mouse-ician!
2. Why did the rat cross the road?
To get to the cheese on the other side!
3. What do you call a rat that tells jokes?
A comedi-rat!
4. Why don’t rats ever get lost?
Because they always follow the squeak!
5. What do you get when you cross a rat and a tree?
A rat-tree!
6. How do you know when a rat is on a diet?
When it starts eating less cheese!
7. What did the rat say to the cat?
“You’re pawsitively terrifying!”
8. Why did the rat bring a suitcase?
Because it was going on a cheese vacation!
9. What’s a rat’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
10. Why did the rat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
11. How do you catch a runaway rat?
With a rat trap!
12. Why did the rat break up with his girlfriend?
She was a little too clingy!
13. What do you call a rat with a sunburn?
A hot rodent!
14. What do you get when you cross a rat and a vampire?
A creature that likes to squeak at night!
15. Why do rats make terrible secret agents?
Because they always squeak under pressure!
16. What’s a rat’s favorite movie?
“The Great Cheese Escape!”
17. Why was the rat so good at math?
Because it knew how to handle its cheese-ments!
18. What do you call a smart rat?
A “brain rat”!
19. Why did the rat wear a fur coat?
Because it wanted to look “rat-tastic”!
20. What did the rat say when it won the lottery?
“I’m going to buy a cheese factory!”
There you have it! These rat jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter. Share them with friends and family for a fun time!