Dad Jokes 
Here’s a collection of really, really funny jokes that are bound to bring a smile to your face!
1. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!”
2. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!”
3. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!”
4. “I used to play piano by ear.
Now I use my hands!”
5. “What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!“
6. “How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!”
7. “Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!”
8. “I told my computer I needed a break.
Now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers!”
9. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!”
10. “What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!”
11. “Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!”
12. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!”
13. “Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!”
14. “Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!”
15. “What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!”
16. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!”
17. “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!”
18. “I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places!”
19. “Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!”
20. “What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated!”
21. “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!”
22. “Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!”
23. “I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!”
24. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!”
25. “Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!”
26. “What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!”
27. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!”
28. “Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!”
29. “What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!””
30. “Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!”
Feel free to share these Really Really Funny Jokes with friends or family for a good laugh!