Embrace the Absurd!

Sometimes, the best kind of humor is just plain silly! Get ready to groan, chuckle, or roll your eyes with this collection of really stupid jokes. They might be cheesy, but that’s what makes them so much fun. Let’s dive in and enjoy the ridiculousness!


1. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

2. “What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!”

3. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

4. “What did one wall say to the other wall? ‘I’ll meet you at the corner!’”

5. “How do you organize a space party? You planet!”

6. “Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!”

7. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!”

8. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”

9. “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”

10. “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!”

11. “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”

12. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”

13. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!”

14. “Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!”

15. “What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!”

16. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!”

17. “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!”

18. “What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ‘Supplies!’”

19. “Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!”

20. “What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!”


Conclusion

These really stupid jokes are perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate a good groan! Sometimes, the silliest jokes are the ones that bring the most joy. So, don’t hesitate to spread the laughter and keep the silly spirit alive!

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