Dad Jokes 
If you’re in the mood for a quick laugh, here’s a collection of seriously funny jokes that are short and sweet! Perfect for sharing with friends or lightening the mood, these jokes pack a punch without wasting any time.
Seriously Funny Jokes, Short
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
6. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
7. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
12. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
13. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
14. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
15. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
16. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
17. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
18. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
20. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Conclusion
These seriously funny jokes are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face! Keep them in your back pocket for a quick laugh whenever you need one!