Dad Jokes 
Looking for some quick laughs? These short jokes for adults are perfect for lightening the mood! With witty one-liners that pack a punch, you’ll be ready to share some humor in any situation. Let’s dive into the laughter!
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
2. I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already!
3. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
4. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
5. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
7. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
8. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
9. I used to be indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
10. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
11. I’d tell you a chemistry joke,
but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
12. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that.
13. I wanted to lose weight,
so I went to the corner and leaned on it!
14. The early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
15. I have a fear of speed bumps,
but I’m slowly getting over it.
16. I used to have a handle on life,
but then it broke!
17. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
18. I told my computer I needed a break,
and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers.
19. I have a split personality,
said the man.
20. I’m trying to lose weight,
but it keeps finding me!
These short jokes for adults are perfect for sharing a quick laugh. Whether you’re at a party, gathering with friends, or just looking to lighten the mood, these one-liners are sure to do the trick!