Dad Jokes 
Why Kick It Like Beckham When You Can Laugh It Like Beckham?
When it comes to soccer, there’s a lot more than just goals, red cards, and fancy footwork. Soccer jokes are the hidden gems of the sport, where every pun feels like a penalty shot straight to the funny bone. Whether you’re a casual fan or someone who yells at the TV every time the ref misses an offside, these soccer jokes are bound to score a laugh!
1. Why did the soccer ball break up with the goal?
Because it felt like it was being kicked around too much.
2. Why don’t soccer players ever get married?
Because they’re always dribbling.
3. What’s a soccer player’s favorite type of tea?
Penal-tea.
4. Why are soccer players bad at math?
Because they’re always trying to avoid the four corners.
5. Why don’t skeletons play soccer?
Because they don’t have the guts.
6. What did the soccer coach say to the vending machine?
“Give me my quarter back!”
7. Why do soccer players make terrible detectives?
They can’t seem to catch a break.
8. Why did the soccer team go to the bakery?
Because they needed some dough for a win.
9. What’s a soccer player’s least favorite time of the day?
Kick-off. They hate getting out of bed.
10. How do soccer players stay cool during a game?
They stand next to the fans.
11. Why do soccer players love bad weather?
Because it gives them an excuse to kick up a storm.
12. Why did the soccer ball go to therapy?
It had too many issues being kicked around.
13. How do soccer players stay in shape during the off-season?
They run circles around their friends.
14. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
To tie the score.
15. What do you get when you cross a soccer player with a computer?
A hard drive towards the goal!
16. Why did the soccer player sit on the bench all game?
He just couldn’t get his kicks.
17. What’s a soccer player’s favorite Star Wars character?
Darth Kick-ious.
18. Why did the chicken want to play soccer?
Because it wanted to wing the game!
19. How do you make a soccer player stop complaining?
Show them a red card—they’ll back off.
20. Why did the soccer player bring a pencil to the game?
To draw the foul!
Final Whistle
There you have it—20 soccer jokes that are sure to be a hit, whether you’re watching the World Cup or just kicking it around with friends. Got any more soccer puns up your sleeve? Or are you saving those for extra time?