Dad Jokes 
Ah, summer! The season of sunburns, melted ice cream, and endless BBQs. But what’s a summer without a good laugh? Whether you’re chilling by the pool or roasting marshmallows at a campfire, these summer jokes will bring the heat—and the laughs—without breaking a sweat.
1. Why don’t oysters like to share in the summer?
Because they’re shellfish!
2. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
3. Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
4. How do summer campers keep cool?
They stay in their tents. (Get it? In-tents!)
5. What’s a lazy dog’s favorite summer activity?
Bark-bequeing!
6. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation in the summer?
They’d get called for traveling.
7. How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
8. What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
9. Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it drove a rocky road!
10. What’s the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
11. Why do bananas use sunscreen in the summer?
Because they peel.
12. How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
13. What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
14. What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
15. Why did the crab never share its beach towel?
Because it was a little shellfish.
16. How do you throw a space party in the summer?
You planet!
17. Why did the dolphin bring a towel to the party?
Because it was ready to get wet!
18. What do you get when you combine an elephant and a beach?
A jumbo shrimp.
19. What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
20. Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
These summer jokes are perfect for keeping the mood light and breezy during those long sunny days. Whether you’re swapping stories at the beach or cracking jokes at a family picnic, these dad-approved gems will have everyone laughing like they just got hit with a splash of cold water!