Dad Jokes 
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1. Why did the sun go to school?
2. What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
3. How do you catch a summer squirrel?
4. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the beach?
5. What did one beach say to the other beach?
6. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
7. What do you call a snowman in July?
8. Why did the boy bring a fishing pole to the party?
9. What kind of water can’t freeze?
10. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
13. How do you organize a fantastic space party?
14. Why did the bicycle fall over?
15. What do you call a sleeping bull?
16. What did the sand say to the tide?
17. How do you make a lemon drop?
18. Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
19. What do you call a fake noodle?
20. Why was the math book sad?
Ah, summer! The season of sunshine, ice cream, and endless fun! What better way to celebrate this warm and cheerful time than with some hilarious summer jokes for kids? Get ready to giggle as we dive into a collection of jokes that will keep the laughter rolling like waves at the beach!
1. Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
2. What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Anything on the BEEEACH!
3. How do you catch a summer squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
4. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the beach?
Because she wanted to reach the high tide!
5. What did one beach say to the other beach?
“Water you doing?”
6. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
7. What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle!
8. Why did the boy bring a fishing pole to the party?
Because he wanted to catch some fun!
9. What kind of water can’t freeze?
Hot water!
10. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
13. How do you organize a fantastic space party?
You planet!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
15. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
16. What did the sand say to the tide?
“I’m shore glad to see you!”
17. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
18. Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
19. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
20. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
There you have it—20 fantastic summer jokes for kids that are sure to bring smiles and laughter to any sunny day! Whether you’re at the beach, by the pool, or just hanging out in the backyard, these jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family. Enjoy the summer and keep the giggles going!