Dad Jokes 
Get ready to chuckle with these teen jokes that are perfect for your favorite young adult! Whether it’s to lighten the mood in the classroom or add some laughter to a hangout, these jokes are designed to connect with teens in a fun way. Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
“You’re looking sharp!”
5. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
6. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
7. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
9. Why was the broom late?
It swept too long!
10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
12. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
13. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
15. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
16. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
17. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharps!
18. What’s a teen’s favorite type of candy?
Any that’s a little “chewy”!
19. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
20. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
With these teen jokes, you’ll keep the laughter rolling and lighten the atmosphere wherever you go. Share them with friends, at parties, or just to brighten someone’s day!