Dad Jokes 
Get ready to roll with laughter with these Texas jokes! Whether you’re a Texan at heart or just love the Lone Star State’s charm, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Let’s dive into the big-hearted humor of Texas!
1. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!
2. What do you call a Texas town that only serves fast food?
A fast food Texas!
3. How do you know if someone is from Texas?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!
4. Why did the armadillo cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done!
5. What do you call a Texas politician?
A big talker with a small agenda!
6. Why do Texans love to play cards?
Because they can’t resist a good deck!
7. How do you spot a Texas barbecue?
By the smell of smokin’ meat!
8. Why did the Texan wear a cowboy hat?
Because he wanted to be a head above the rest!
9. What do you get when you cross a Texan with an alligator?
An investor who knows how to snap up deals!
10. Why did the Texan go to the bank?
To get his cactus checked!
11. How does a Texan ask for a favor?
“Can you do me a solid, partner?”
12. Why do Texas cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
13. What did the Texan say to the city slicker?
“You call that a hat? This is a Stetson!”
14. Why don’t Texas cows ever get lost?
Because they always follow the moove!
15. What’s a Texas-sized secret?
Something you just can’t keep under wraps!
16. Why do Texans always carry a pencil?
In case they need to draw a line in the sand!
17. What do you call a Texan with an opinion?
A lone star with a loud voice!
18. How do you make a Texas chili?
Just add a little kick!
19. Why did the Texan break up with his girlfriend?
Because she didn’t appreciate his big heart!
20. What do you call a Texas cactus that tells jokes?
A pun cactus!
These Texas jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and capture the spirit of the Lone Star State. Share them with friends and family for a good laugh!