Dad Jokes 
Gobble Up the Laughs!
Get ready for some hearty laughs with these Thanks giving jokes! Perfect for sharing around the dinner table or with family and friends, these jokes will add a sprinkle of humor to your holiday festivities.
1. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
2. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
3. What do you call a stuffed turkey?
A gobble gobble!
4. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Pumpkin pie!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
7. Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a peep show!
8. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Christmas!
9. Why did the Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belts on their hats!
10. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A comedi-gobbler!
11. Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners!
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and seek!
13. How do you know if a turkey is well-read?
It has a lot of “book-bok”!
14. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, Google!”
15. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
16. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
17. What did one turkey say to the other on Thanksgiving?
“Let’s get this party started!”
18. Why did the turkey cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
19. What do you call a turkey that flies?
A poultrygeist!
20. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
Conclusion: Give Thanks for Laughter!
And there you have it—20 delightful Thanks giving jokes to bring joy and laughter to your holiday celebrations! Share these with family and friends and enjoy the fun around the table!