Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and of course, plenty of laughter! What better way to spice up your holiday gathering than with some hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for adults? These jokes are perfect for breaking the ice, lightening the mood, or just sharing a good laugh over turkey and pumpkin pie. So, grab your favorite drink and get ready to chuckle!

1. Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t chicken!

2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

Lucky!

3. Why did the cranberries turn red?

Because they saw the turkey dressing!

4. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving song?

“God Save the Queen!”

5. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?

Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!

6. How do you know if a turkey is a good musician?

It has perfect poultry!

7. What did the turkey say to the computer?

“Google, Google, Google!”

8. What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth!

9. Why did the turkey get a bandage?

It had a “fowl” injury!

10. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast without turkey?

A sad day!

11. Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

Because it was afraid of getting roasted!

12. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving?

A turkey plush!

13. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?

A comedi-hen!

14. Why don’t you ever see turkeys at the gym?

Because they can’t seem to get their “wings” in shape!

15. How do you get a turkey to laugh?

Tell it a quack joke!

16. What do you call a turkey who’s always getting in trouble?

A “gobble” of trouble!

17. Why did the chef break up with the turkey?

Because it was too stuffed with excuses!

18. What did one turkey say to another?

“Get the stuffing out of here!”

19. Why did the turkey go to the Thanksgiving party?

It heard it was going to be a fowl time!

20. What do you call a Thanksgiving joke that’s really bad?

A “turkey” joke!

Final Thoughts on Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults

There you have it—20 Thanksgiving jokes for adults that are sure to bring some extra cheer to your holiday festivities! Whether you’re enjoying dinner with family or mingling with friends, these jokes will get everyone laughing and lighten the mood. So, don’t hold back; share these jokes and let the laughter flow as freely as the gravy! Happy Thanksgiving!

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