Get ready to grin with these tooth jokes that are sure to bring a smile! Whether you’re at the dentist’s office or just hanging out with friends, these jokes about teeth will leave everyone chuckling. Let’s dive into the fun!

1. What did the dentist say to the golfer?

“You have a hole in one!”

2. Why did the computer go to the dentist?

It had a byte that hurt!

3. How do you fix a broken tooth?

With toothpaste—just kidding, that won’t work!

4. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

A denstist who prefers coffee!

5. Why did the king go to the dentist?

To get his crown checked!

6. What did the tooth say to the dentist?

“Fill me up!”

7. Why do teeth never get lost?

Because they always stay in place!

8. What did one tooth say to the other at the party?

“Let’s stick together!”

9. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with!

10. How did the dentist become a successful musician?

He had the best drills!

11. Why do dentists always get asked to help at parties?

Because they know how to crown the night!

12. What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?

Tooth o’clock!

13. Why did the tooth get kicked out of school?

Because it was a little too cavity for the teacher!

14. What do you call a dentist with a great sense of humor?

A filling comedian!

15. Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste?

It found someone who was more flossy!

16. What did the dentist say to his patient who was nervous?

“Just relax; it’s all in your head!”

17. Why was the tooth unhappy?

Because it had a cavity in its love life!

18. What do you call a tooth that’s always positive?

A good vibe tooth!

19. Why did the patient bring a ladder to the dentist?

Because they heard the dentist was going to fill their cavities!

20. What’s a tooth’s favorite music?

Anything with a good beat!


These tooth jokes are perfect for sharing at the dentist’s office or just to lighten the mood! Enjoy the laughs!

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