Dad Jokes 
Tuesday! It’s that day of the week where the weekend feels far away, but you’re not quite buried under the Monday blues anymore. To help you get through this midweek slump, here are some Tuesday jokes that will surely bring a smile to your face and help you power through the day!
1. Why did Tuesday break up with Monday?
Because Monday was too clingy!
2. What did one Tuesday say to another Tuesday?
“It’s time to have a good laugh!”
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Tuesdays?
Because they make up everything, especially excuses for not working!
4. What did the calendar say to the Tuesday?
“You’re looking a little booked today!”
5. Why did the coffee file a police report on Tuesday?
Because it got mugged again!
6. How do you catch a squirrel on a Tuesday?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
7. Why was the math book sad on Tuesday?
Because it had too many problems to solve!
8. What do you call a day that’s good for a little break?
“A Tuesday-tion!”
9. Why did the employee bring a ladder to work on Tuesday?
Because they heard it was a high-stakes day!
10. Why did the tomato turn red on Tuesday?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. What did the dad say to his kids on Tuesday?
“Time to taco ’bout how awesome this day is!”
12. Why did the bicycle fall over on Tuesday?
Because it was two-tired of the week already!
13. What’s a vampire’s least favorite day?
Tuesday, because it has too many “day”light hours!
14. Why do we never tell secrets on Tuesday?
Because it’s too hard to keep them under wraps!
15. What did the grape say when it got stepped on Tuesday?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
16. Why did the computer go to work on Tuesday?
Because it had too many bytes to handle!
17. What’s a dog’s favorite day of the week?
Tuesday, because it’s a pup-tastic day!
18. Why did the baker choose Tuesday for his grand opening?
Because he kneaded the dough!
19. What do you call a Tuesday that feels like Monday?
A “Mon-daylight savings”!
20. Why did the chicken join a band on Tuesday?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Laugh Your Way Through Tuesday!
These Tuesday jokes are perfect for brightening your day and getting you through the week. Share them with friends or coworkers to spread the laughter, and make this Tuesday a little more fun!