Dad Jokes 
Turkey dad jokes are a delightful way to add some humor to your Thanksgiving gatherings or any turkey-themed occasion! These jokes are perfect for sharing around the dinner table or with family and friends. Get ready to gobble up some laughs!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because he wanted to hatch a cackle!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
“Peck-an pie!”
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you next Thanksgiving!
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it was too stuffed!
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A funny gobbler!
Why did the turkey go to the Thanksgiving party?
Because it heard it was going to be a gobble-good time!
What did the turkey say to the hunter?
“Quack, quack!”
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing-wing!”
Why did the turkey cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do you call a turkey that can play the piano?
A turkey-tune!
Why did the turkey run away from the farmer?
Because it was being pursued!
What do you call a turkey who can’t stop telling jokes?
A poultry comedian!
Why did the turkey get a bandage?
Because it had a gobble on its wing!
How do you know a turkey is in trouble?
When it starts gobbling for help!
What did the turkey wear to the Thanksgiving dinner?
Its best gobble!
Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned table manners!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
“Duck and cover!”
Why was the turkey so proud?
Because it was the centerpiece of the table!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a ghost?
A spook-ey turkey!
Why did the turkey go to the gym?
To work on its pecs!
How do turkeys get around?
They take the gobble-tion!
Why don’t turkeys like to play cards?
Because they’re afraid of getting decked!
What do you call a turkey in a comedian’s act?
A poultry joke!
Why did the turkey become a chef?
Because it wanted to make some stuffing!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
“Hip-hop!
These turkey dad jokes are sure to bring laughter and fun to your Thanksgiving celebrations! Share them with family and friends for a memorable holiday!