Dad Jokes 
Gobble, gobble! If you’re hunting for the best turkey jokes out there, you’ve just struck comedy gold. Whether you’re gearing up for Thanksgiving dinner or just want to tickle someone’s funny bone, these turkey jokes will have everyone rolling with laughter (or maybe rolling their eyes, but hey, that’s the fun of it!). So, let’s dive into 20 turkey jokes that are stuffed with humor!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
3. Why don’t turkeys play poker?
Because they’re afraid of getting stuffed!
4. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key!
5. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
6. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
7. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet!
8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
9. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
Because he was already stuffed!
10. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
11. How do turkeys send secret messages?
In gobble-de-gook!
12. Why did the turkey join the marching band?
Because he already knew how to shake a tail feather!
13. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, google!”
14. What do turkeys love to do on sunny days?
Have a peck-nic!
15. Why did the turkey break up with the chicken?
He found her too clucky!
16. How do you make a turkey float?
You need two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a turkey!
17. What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
Feather dusters!
18. Why was the turkey so good at math?
He was always counting his blessings!
19. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
20. Why don’t turkeys tell secrets?
Because they’re always gobbling them up!
There you have it—20 turkey jokes that are sure to make you the life of the party, or at least the Thanksgiving dinner table. Keep these jokes in your back pocket (just don’t let the turkey steal them!), and be ready to drop some hilarious punchlines that’ll have everyone gobbling up the laughs.