Dad Jokes 
Get ready to spread the love with these Valentines Day dad jokes! Whether you’re looking to impress your partner or make your friends chuckle, these cheesy jokes are perfect for celebrating the day of love. Get your heart (and your funny bone) ready for a good laugh!
1. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
2. What did one stamp say to the other on Valentines Day?
“Stick with me and we’ll go places!”
3. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to love!
4. What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny!
5. How did the Valentine’s Day card propose?
With a “I’m noting this down as a yes!”
6. Why did the man break up with his girlfriend before Valentines Day?
He didn’t have the guts to “ketchup”!
7. What did the heart say to the brain?
“I love you with all my heart and brain!”
8. What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentines Day?
Flamed romance!
9. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentines Day?
“I’m nuts about you!”
10. Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend?
He said she was too kneady!
11. What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that goes bad?
A candy-cane!
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite romantic song?
“I Want to Suck Your Blood!”
13. Why did the jellybean go to school on Valentines Day?
Because it wanted to be a smartie!
14. What do you say to your significant other on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you a latte!”
15. Why was the math book sad on Valentine’s Day?
It had too many problems!
16. What did the guy say when he finally got his girlfriend a gift?
“I hope this pans out well!”
17. How do you know if your Valentine is a keeper?
They make you feel grape!
18. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you boo!”
19. What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflower!
20. Why do birds fly south in February?
It’s too far to walk for Valentine’s Day!
These Valentines Day dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your loved ones’ faces! Share them to spread the love and laughter this Valentines Day!