Dad Jokes 
Looking for some laughs that’ll really light up your day? Get ready for a collection of weed jokes that are sure to make you giggle and maybe even spark a few thoughts! Whether you’re a fan of the green or just appreciate some light-hearted humor, these jokes will have you laughing in no time. Let’s roll into the fun!
1. Why did the stoner plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
2. How do you know if someone is a cannabis expert?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
3. What did the weed say to the stoner?
“High there!”
4. Why do marijuana users like to play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they can’t even find their way to the bathroom!
5. What do you call a stoner who works at a bakery?
A weed chef!
6. Why did the pothead get locked out of his house?
Because he lost his baked key!
7. What’s a stoner’s favorite place to visit?
The highlands.
8. How does a stoner ask for help?
“Can I get a little joint assistance?”
9. What did the marijuana say to the other plant?
“Let’s weed out the bad vibes!”
10. Why did the stoner break up with his girlfriend?
She kept saying, “You need to stop smoking!” but he was just trying to get high on life.
11. What do you call a group of musical stoners?
The Weedles!
12. Why don’t stoners play chess?
Because they can’t tell the difference between the rooks and the doobies.
13. What did one weed say to the other at the party?
“Let’s get lit!”
14. Why are stoners such great friends?
Because they always know how to roll with the punches!
15. How do stoners prefer to communicate?
In high definition.
16. What did the stoner say when he couldn’t find his weed?
“Don’t worry, I’ll hash it out later!”
17. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
18. What’s a stoner’s favorite game?
*Hide and Weed!
19. How does a pothead start a conversation?
“Hey, have you heard the one about…”
20. Why was the stoner so good at math?
Because he knew how to deal with high numbers!
There you have it—20 weed jokes that are perfect for sharing with friends or enjoying during a laid-back hangout. Whether you’re a casual user or just love a good pun, these jokes will definitely get you giggling. Remember, laughter is the best herb!