Dad Jokes 
The weekend is finally here, and what better way to celebrate than with some light-hearted humor? Here’s a collection of weekend jokes that will have you laughing all the way to Monday!
Saturday Smiles
Why did the weekend break up with the weekday?
Because it just needed some space!
What do you call a lazy Saturday?
A “weekend snooze” day!
Why don’t weekends ever get lost?
Because they always find their way to the party!
Sunday Funnies
Why did Sunday always bring a suitcase?
Because it was ready to leave all the stress behind!
What do you call a Sunday that’s not going well?
A “funday” that turned into a “bunday!”
Why did the sun never get tired on the weekend?
Because it always shines brightest on Saturday and Sunday!
Weekend Plans
How do weekends prefer to travel?
By “plane” of relaxation!
What did one weekend say to the other?
“Let’s make it a great escape!”
Why do weekends always seem to fly by?
Because they’re just “too much fun”!
Time for Fun
Why did the computer get a break on the weekend?
It needed to reboot and recharge!
What do you call a weekend warrior?
Someone who tackles the couch like a champ!
Why was the calendar so happy on the weekend?
Because it finally had some “date” time!
Weekend Adventures
What did Friday say to Saturday?
“Hey, let’s party like it’s the weekend!”
Why do weekends love to hang out with friends?
Because they know how to have a blast together!
What’s a weekend’s favorite activity?
“Chillaxing”!
Wrapping It Up
Why did the weekend refuse to work overtime?
Because it was all about that “me time!”
What’s the best way to spend a weekend?
Doing what makes you smile!
Why did the weekend always have the best jokes?
Because it knew how to bring the laughter!
There you have it—over 30 weekend jokes to kick off your fun and relaxation! Whether you share them with friends or just enjoy them yourself, these jokes are perfect for starting your weekend with a smile. Enjoy your time off!