Dad Jokes 
Get ready to brew up some laughter with witch jokes! Whether you’re celebrating Halloween or just want to cast a spell of giggles, these jokes are perfect for all ages. With a mix of puns and spooky fun, these jokes are sure to bewitch your friends and family. Let’s dive into the magical world of witch humor!
1. Why did the witch get a job at the bakery?
Because she kneaded the dough!
2. What do you call a witch who works at the beach?
A sand-witch!
3. Why did the witch cross the road?
To get to the other side of the broomstick!
4. What do you get when you cross a witch with a vampire?
A frightful fang-tastic friend!
5. How does a witch keep track of her spells?
With a spell-checker!
6. Why do witches like to ride their brooms?
Because it’s faster than walking!
7. What did the witch say to the pumpkin?
“Get ready for a smashing good time!”
8. How do witches communicate?
Through spell-phones!
9. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
10. What do you call a witch’s favorite dessert?
A broom-berry pie!
11. Why did the witch break up with her boyfriend?
He was just too spellbound!
12. How do you know a witch is in a good mood?
She’s cackling with delight!
13. What do you get when you cross a witch with an owl?
A “whoo”-man!
14. What kind of music do witches listen to?
Heavy metal!
15. Why did the witch go to school?
To improve her spell-ing!
16. How does a witch tell time?
With a witch watch!
17. Why did the witch refuse to play cards?
She was afraid of getting caught in a “trick”!
18. What do you call a witch who’s a great dancer?
A broom-ballerina!
19. Why do witches make terrible comedians?
Because their jokes are too “hex”-pensive!
20. What did the witch say to her friend?
“Witch way to the party?”
These witch jokes are perfect for sharing at parties or just for a fun laugh with friends and family! Enjoy the bewitching humor and let the laughter fly!