Dad Jokes 
Ready for some truly terrible humor? These jokes are so bad, they’re almost good. If you love the kind of jokes that make people groan, roll their eyes, and maybe even chuckle reluctantly, you’re in for a treat. Here are the absolute worst jokes ever that will have you wondering why you’re laughing!
1. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
3. Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
5. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
6. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
7. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
8. Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
10. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
11. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
12. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.
13. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
14. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
15. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
16. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
17. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
18. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
19. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
20. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
There you have it: 20 of the worst jokes known to mankind! They’re bad, they’re cheesy, and they’re probably making you laugh anyway. Whether you’re torturing your friends with them or just enjoying them on your own, you’ve officially entered the bad joke hall of fame!