Dad Jokes 
If you’re looking for some laughter this holiday season, you’ve come to the right place! These Xmas jokes are guaranteed to bring cheer and giggles to your celebrations. From the classic puns to festive quips, let’s unwrap 20 jokes that will make your friends and family chuckle around the Christmas tree!
1. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
2. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
3. Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his “elf” esteem!
4. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
5. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to get a little “trim” before the holidays!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
7. Why was the Christmas cookie sad?
Because it felt crumby!
8. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
9. What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house?
A cookie sheet!
10. How do you know when Santa’s around?
You can always sense his “presents”!
11. What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
Lighten up!
12. Why did the ornament go to school?
To get a little “tree-ducation”!
13. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A “knave” of the North Pole!
14. What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers!
15. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
16. How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”
17. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
18. Why did the Christmas lights break up?
They just couldn’t “connect”!
19. What does Santa use when he takes pictures?
His “elfie” stick!
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
And there you have it! These 20 Xmas jokes are sure to add some laughter to your holiday festivities. Whether you’re sharing them at family gatherings or sending them in a festive card, these jokes will spread the Christmas cheer! Enjoy the season with plenty of giggles and joy!