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Get ready to dive into the world of yo mama jokes Offensive that push the envelope! These jokes are intentionally over-the-top and meant for a laugh, so if you’re ready for some playful roasting, let’s jump right in. Just remember, they’re all in good fun!
1. Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
2. Yo mama’s so poor, when I asked her what’s for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and said “spaghetti.”
3. Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips breakfast, the stock market drops!
4. Yo mama’s so ugly, even the mirror turns away!
5. Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says “expired” on it!
6. Yo mama’s so dumb, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”
7. Yo mama’s so short, she poses for trophies!
8. Yo mama’s so big, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!”
9. Yo mama’s so lazy, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
10. Yo mama’s so old, her first pet was a dinosaur!
11. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
12. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a job application!
13. Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, kids yell “Kool-Aid!”
14. Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention!
15. Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique shop and they kept her!
16. Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a return policy!
17. Yo mama’s so ugly, her face is like a software update—nobody wants to deal with it!
18. Yo mama’s so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “to be continued.”
19. Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1!
20. Yo mama’s so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture!
There you have it—20 offensive yo mama jokes that are sure to elicit some laughs (or groans)! Remember, these jokes are all in jest, so use them wisely and keep the fun rolling!