Dad Jokes 
Yoda Jokes. Are you a Star Wars fan? If yes, then you’re about to have the Force tickle your funny bone. If no, well, stick around because these Yoda jokes will still make you giggle like a Wookie with a lightsaber. Yoda, with his iconic backwards speech and wisdom beyond years (900 years, to be exact), is the perfect character for some light-hearted humor. So buckle up your Jedi robes, and get ready to laugh your way through hyperspace with these hilarious Yoda jokes.
“Why did Yoda cross the road?”
To go to the Dark Side, he did not.
“Yoda walk into a bar, he does…”
Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Yoda replies, “Disturbing, this question is.”
“What’s Yoda’s favorite type of music?”
Space jams, of course.
“What did Yoda say to the tree on Endor?”
“Rooted, deeply you are.”
“Why does Yoda never tell secrets?”
Because Yoda-wise!
“How does Yoda keep his garden green?”
Jedi watering it, he is.
“What do you call a fake Yoda?”
A Toy-da.
“Why was Yoda such a terrible teacher?”
Always telling students, “Do or do not. There is no try.” No pressure, right?
“What kind of car does Yoda drive?”
A Toy-oda. Obviously.
“What’s Yoda’s favorite time of year?”
May the 4th be with you!
“Why don’t Yoda’s jokes always land?”
Because sometimes, his punchlines are backwards, they are.
“What does Yoda wear in the winter?”
A Jedi robe-ust jacket.
“Why did Yoda start a podcast?”
To speak backwards, and mess with people’s minds, he must.
“What’s Yoda’s least favorite kind of bread?”
Darth-maican Rye (Dark, it is).
“Yoda went to the gym, he did. Why?”
Because Jedi swole, he must be.
“Why did Yoda break up with his girlfriend?”
She kept telling him, “Let it go.” But attached, Yoda always is.
“What did Yoda say when his pizza was delivered?”
“Crust, strong in this one, it is.”
“How does Yoda like his coffee?”
With forceps of sugar.
“What’s Yoda’s favorite Disney movie?”
‘The Empire Strikes Back’—it’s a classic, of course.
“Why did Yoda open a bakery?”
Because he kneads the dough.
“What does Yoda use to open doors?”
A Yod-a-key.
“Why was Yoda bad at charades?”
Because guessing, no one could do.
“What’s Yoda’s favorite form of exercise?”
Do or do not squats, there is no try.
“Why don’t Yoda’s friends ever ask him for advice?”
They do, but in riddles, answers come.
“What’s Yoda’s favorite video game?”
“Super Smash Bros, strong with the force it is.”
“What’s Yoda’s go-to fast food?”
Burger King, crowned it is.
“How does Yoda take his photos?”
With a force-d focus.
“Why did Yoda refuse to play soccer?”
Because kicking, unfair advantage he has.
“Why was Yoda kicked out of the Jedi Council meeting?”
Interrupting with jokes, too much, he was.
“What do you call Yoda after a shower?”
Yod-a wet one.
“Why did Yoda refuse dessert?”
“Fattening, it is. My Jedi waistline, protect I must.”
Master of Humor, Yoda Is
Yoda’s wisdom extends not just to the galaxy far, far away but into our hearts and our laughs. Did you notice that with every punchline, you can almost hear his iconic voice in your head? That’s the magic of Yoda jokes—they’re funny, clever, and filled with that same sense of adventure that made us fall in love with Star Wars in the first place.
Yoda jokes are perfect for every occasion. Whether you’re hanging out with your Jedi crew, needing a little break from the Dark Side of life, or just want to feel a connection to one of the wisest characters in cinematic history, Yoda jokes have your back. So go ahead, share these jokes with your friends and family, and let the laughter flow through you. Yoda-approved humor, this is.
May the 4th (and the Force) be with you.