Dad Jokes 
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You so ugly jokes are a classic way to tease a friend and share a laugh! These playful jabs are all in good fun, meant to bring smiles rather than hurt feelings. Here’s a collection of 20 “you so ugly” jokes that are sure to get some giggles!
You so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents!
You so ugly, even the mirror won’t look at you!
You so ugly, when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away!
You so ugly, when you walk into a haunted house, you come out with a job application!
You so ugly, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!
You so ugly, when you were little, you had to wear a bag over your head just to get your mom to take you out in public!
You so ugly, when you smile, the sun goes down!
You so ugly, you make onions cry!
You so ugly, when you open your mouth, even the flies stay away!
You so ugly, your face could scare the crap out of a toilet!
You so ugly, even the Grim Reaper wouldn’t take you!
You so ugly, when you were born, they didn’t know whether to bury you or raise you!
You so ugly, the only reason you get dates is because they feel sorry for you!
You so ugly, you make a happy meal cry!
You so ugly, your shadow runs away from you!
You so ugly, the doctor said, “I’m sorry, we had to pull through with the c-section!”
You so ugly, when you were a kid, you had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dogs to play with you!
You so ugly, when you were born, the nurse said, “What a treasure!” and your mom said, “Yeah, we’re gonna bury it!”
You so ugly, you’re the reason God created the middle finger!
You so ugly, you could make a happy meal sad!
You so ugly, when you were born, your mom said, “Wow, I guess I should have gone with the abortion!”
There you have it—20 “you so ugly” jokes that are sure to elicit some laughter! Just remember to use them with friends who can appreciate the humor! Enjoy the laughs!