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Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of 100 funny jokes! These jokes cover a variety of themes and are perfect for sharing with friends and family. Whether you’re looking for puns, one-liners, or silly quips, you’ll find something here to tickle your funny bone!
100 Hilarious Jokes
1. “Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!”
2. “What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!”
3. “How do you organize a space party? You planet!”
4. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
5. “What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!”
6. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
7. “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”
8. “Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!”
9. “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”
10. “What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
11. “Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!”
12. “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!”
13. “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!”
14. “What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!”
15. “Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!”
16. “What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!”
17. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!”
18. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
19. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!”
20. “Why was the broom late? It swept in!”
21. “Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!”
22. “What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
23. “Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!”
24. “What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle!”
25. “Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!”
26. “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!”
27. “Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!”
28. “What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!”
29. “Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!”
30. “What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!”
31. “How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!”
32. “Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!”
33. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!”
34. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”
35. “What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!”
36. “What did the big flower say to the little flower? ‘Hey, bud!’”
37. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
38. “How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!”
39. “Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!”
40. “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”
41. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”
42. “What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine!”
43. “How do you organize a space party? You planet!”
44. “What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!”
45. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!”
46. “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!”
47. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
48. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
49. “What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!”
50. “Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”
51. “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!”
52. “What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!”
53. “Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!”
54. “What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
55. “Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!”
56. “Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!”
57. “What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ‘Supplies!’”
58. “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”
59. “Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!”
60. “Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!”
61. “What did one hat say to the other? ‘You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!'”
62. “What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!”
63. “What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!”
64. “Why did the farmer win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
65. “What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; the other is a pause at the end of a clause!”
66. “What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley!”
67. “Why did the frog take the bus to work? Because his car got toad away!”
68. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
69. “What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!”
70. “Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left!”
71. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”
72. “Why did the fisherman put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!”
73. “What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!”
74. “Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!”
75. “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it’s R, but it be the C!”
76. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
77. “How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!”
78. “What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!”
79. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
80. “What did the big flower say to the little flower? ‘Hey, bud!’”
81. “Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!”
82. “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”
83. “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!”
84. “Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!”
85. “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”
86. “How do you organize a space party? You planet!”
87. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!”
88. “What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!”
89. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!”
90. “Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”
91. “What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!”
92. “What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle!”
93. “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!”
94. “Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!”
95. “What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
96. “What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!”
97. “What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine!”
98. “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!”
99. “What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!”
100. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”
Feel free to share these 100 funny jokes with friends, family, or anyone who needs a good laugh! Enjoy the giggles and spread the joy!