Dad Jokes 
Ready to crack up some teenagers? Here’s a collection of hilarious jokes for 13-year-olds! These jokes are fun, relatable, and guaranteed to get some laughs. Let’s dive into the laughter!
Fun and Laughs: Jokes to Share
Here are 30 jokes for 13-year-olds that are sure to spark giggles!
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
“Because they make up everything!”
2. How does a penguin build its house?
“Igloos it together!”
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
“Because he was outstanding in his field!”
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
“An impasta!”
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
“Because it was two-tired!”
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
“Nacho cheese!”
7. Why did the math book look sad?
“Because it had too many problems!”
8. How do you organize a space party?
“You planet!”
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
“Frostbite!”
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
“In case he got a hole in one!”
11. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Between you and me, something smells!”
12. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
“Because it had a virus!”
13. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
14. How does a snowman get around?
“By riding an ‘icicle!’”
15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
“They don’t have the guts!”
16. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
17. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
“Because it felt crummy!”
18. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
“Sofishticated!”
19. Why did the student eat his homework?
“Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!”
20. How do you catch a squirrel?
“Climb a tree and act like a nut!”
21. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
“A gummy bear!”
22. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
23. Why was the math book sad?
“It had too many problems!”
24. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
“A receding hare-line!”
25. Why do fish live in saltwater?
“Because pepper makes them sneeze!”
26. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
“A pouch potato!”
27. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
“Because all of the fans left!”
28. How do you make a tissue dance?
“Put a little boogie in it!”
29. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
“Because he had no body to go with him!”
30. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
“An abdominal snowman!”
Share the Laughs!
These jokes for 13-year-olds are perfect for sharing with friends at school, parties, or just for a fun laugh at home. So gather your friends and get ready to enjoy some hilarious moments together!