Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some groan-worthy giggles with these classic Dada Jokes ! Perfect for lightening the mood and sharing a laugh with friends and family, these puns are sure to make you chuckle—whether you want to or not!
1. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
2. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
6. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
7. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
9. What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
11. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
12. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
13. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
15. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
16. What did the fisherman say to the magician?
“Pick a cod, any cod!”
17. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
18. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Between you and me, something smells!”
19. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
20. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Conclusion
These Dada Jokes are perfect for any occasion, bringing smiles and groans alike! Share them with friends and family to spread some laughter, and remember, the cheesier the joke, the better! Enjoy the giggles!