Dad Jokes 
Get ready to comb through some laughs with these hilarious hair jokes! Perfect for sharing with friends or family, these puns are sure to give everyone a good chuckle.
1. Why did the hair go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little “brighter”!
2. What do you call a hair that can’t stop talking?
A “chatter” mane!
3. Why did the barber win the race?
Because he knew all the shortcuts!
4. What did the hair say to the comb?
“Stop brushing me off!”
5. Why was the hair always calm?
Because it knew how to stay “rooted”!
6. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little “hair” in it!
7. Why did the hairdresser break up with their partner?
They just couldn’t see eye to “hair”!
8. What did one wig say to the other?
“Hair today, gone tomorrow!”
9. Why don’t hair jokes ever get old?
Because they always have great “flow”!
10. How do you compliment someone’s hairstyle?
“Your hair is un-fur-gettable!”
11. What’s a hair’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat”!
12. Why was the hair so happy?
Because it finally found its “curl” friend!
13. What did the shampoo bottle say to the conditioner?
“Together, we make a great pair!”
14. Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
He wanted a “hare-raising” experience!
15. What do you call a hair salon for ants?
Ant-ics!
16. Why did the hairbrush apply for a job?
It wanted to make a “clean” start!
17. How does hair keep its secrets?
It never lets anything “slip” through!
18. What’s a hair’s favorite dessert?
“Hair-y” pie!
19. Why did the hair go to the therapist?
It had too many “split ends”!
20. What do you call a hairless cat?
A “sphinx-ter”!
Conclusion
These hair jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone! Share them with friends for some light-hearted fun, and enjoy the laughter they bring! Remember, a good joke is always in style!