Here’s a collection of jokes and funny memes to celebrate Fathers Day, complete with humorous quotes that will definitely bring a smile.
1. “I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.
He cried. Then he hugged my sister and me!”
2. “Dad, I love you even though you annoy me!
But let’s be honest, you annoy me a lot!”
3. “I love you, Dad! I know you’ve loved me since I was born.
But I’ve always wondered… how much?”
4. “What did the dad say to the son who was always texting?
‘You know, I never had to send a message to your mother to ask if she wanted to go to dinner!'”
5. “Dad, your jokes are so bad they should come with a warning.
May cause eye rolls and groans.“
6. “What did the dad say when he got a new job?
‘Finally, a position where I can be a little less fatherly!‘”
7. “I asked my dad for a bike.
He gave me a sticker that said “You can’t always get what you want.””
8. “Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!”
9. “What do you call a dad who’s really good at karaoke?
A father figure!“
10. “To the world, you are a dad. To our family, you are the world!
But don’t forget… we expect dad jokes with every meal!
Funny Father’s Day Memes
- “Fatherhood: When your son tells you to stop embarrassing him, and you respond, ‘I’ll embarrass you harder!’”
- “Dad: ‘I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything!’”
- “When Dad realizes the remote control isn’t working…
Time to start pushing buttons! ” - “Me: I’m going to be just like my dad.
My dad: ‘You mean in bed by 9 PM?’”** - “Dad jokes: The only time you can roll your eyes and still be proud!”
Funny Quotes for Father’s Day
- “Fatherhood: All the responsibility, none of the credit!”
- “A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be!”
- “Behind every great kid is a dad who’s pretty sure he’s screwing it up!”
- “Dad, you’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think ‘Not now.’”
- “Fatherhood is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”
These Jokes Memes Funny Fathers Day Quotes will surely lighten the mood this Father’s Day! Whether you’re sharing them in a card or simply texting your dad, they’re guaranteed to bring a laugh. Enjoy celebrating your dad and all his delightful dad-ness!